Two green pillow cases: $2
One red felt table runner, cut in half: $1
One lady's red pleather belt: $1
One red toddler boa: $1
Two Santa hats: $2
Cobbling together two elf costumes, under $10, in less than 20 minutes so your boys can make a "Slow Motion" Elf Video?
Priceless.
They kill me, these two.