Gus: Mom, what does that song mean, "I have a passion in my pants"?
Me: Excuse me?
Gus: That song. "I have a passion in my pants, and I'm not afraid to show it." What does that mean?
Me: It's ... just silly. And not really appropriate. Please don't sing that.
Gus: But what does it MEAN? "I have a passion in my pants ..."
Me: Well, obviously the singer's mom sewed a patch inside his pants. With the word Passion on it.
Patrick: Like a pirate patch?