Really. So irritated. Have little time/patience for cmplt sentences.
Rented Wiggles Live: Hot Potato, Hot Potato
(Old. From "Greg" Era.)
"Maaaahmitskips! Maaahmitskiiips!"
Of course skips! DVDs always skip! Otherwise how would recognize thm? If didn't skip, would be coasters!
Try to wipe.
Try to buff.
Try to WISH HARD. Contemplate church, God, prayer. Not worth hassle. Potlucks.
Dice, none.
FCK IT! DVDs = SHITE.
Watch vintage Mr. Rogers on VHS instead. "Friendship" episode. Fred goes to restaurant, buys cheese and tomato sandwich from restaurant friends. Cheese Swiss. Slice abnormally thick. Very delicious looking, but really! Who puts cheese that thick on sandwich?
Returns Wiggles DVD/Worthless piece shite coaster to Hollywood Video after work.
Me to cshier: DVD does not play. Is scratched.
Cshier: (Takes, smiles) Ok, thks.
(Cshier rings up new DVD. Coraline. "That will be $4.99" or whtvr.)
Me: Don't I get credit for scratched wiggles?
Cshier: Oh, well, what usually do is give other version of SAME.
Me: Do you have other version of Hot Potato Hot Potato Greg-era?"
Cshier: No. Is old DVD. Only one copy.
Me: Right then, so ...
Cshier: Next option is we buff scratched Wiggles! You try. If still no work, THEN come back, talk to mgr to arrange refund.
Me: ($%^%^#@!!!! !!!!!!!!!)
Cshier: Otherwise, everyone would return videos and say "no work", see?
Me: ($%^%^#@!!!! !!!!!!!!!)
Cshier: You want we buff?
Me: Sure. Buff.
Cshier: It will be few minutes. Buffing machine in "gaming area"
20 FCKING MINUTES LATER CSHIER RETRIEVES BUFFED DISK FROM GAMING AREA:
Cshier: Here is! Must ring up now! Will give you FULL week rental with buffed Wiggles so you have time to enjoy!
(Looking around for video cshier prince's steed! So generous! ONE FULL WEEK OF BUFFED RENTAL that did not work first time! Can not believe good fortune!)
Go home. Watch Coraline. Dakota Fanning really growing up! Button eyes too scary. Try buffed Wiggles.
Lights, Camera, Action! (Stilted hand gestures!)
Wiggles drive up in big red car (car not very big actually. Actually quite small. Silly.)
Tick tock, six minutes pass ...
"Mahhhhmitskipped!"
"To where?"
"Back to the beginning."
